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jay golubIn a shocking surprise decision, the Nobel Committee awarded President Barack Obama, less than a year into his presidency, their Peace Prize...

The Norwegian Nobel Committee said it honored Obama for his "extraordinary efforts to strengthen international diplomacy and cooperation between peoples."

The decision appeared to catch most observers by surprise.

The president had not been mentioned as among front-runners for the prize, and the roomful of reporters gasped when Thorbjorn Jagland, chairman of the Nobel committee, uttered Obama's name.

...they might has well have awarded him their Prize for nuclear physics - it was have been equally justified.   Talk about lowering standards for the award.  But it gets even better...

Nominations for the prize had to be postmarked by February 1 -- only 12 days after Obama took office. The committee sent out its solicitation for nominations last September -- two months before Obama was elected president.

...so Obama was "nominated" before he had even moved his shoes into the White House. I can't help but think that the Left pushed behind the scenes for him to get this "award" in an effort to stop him from continuing the fight against terror and the War in Afghanistan.  

Oh and by the way, I just received word I'm also getting my first Nobel Prize - this for Biochemistry.  The Nobel Committee really thought the pancakes I made for my son this morning were SPECTACULAR...

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BREAKING NEWS: Obama Nominated for BEST ACTOR!!!!
written by GOPNYC , October 09, 2009

Best performance by a gifted actor pretending to be a world leader.
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BREAKING NEWS: Obama Wins OLYMPIC GOLD!!!!
written by GOPNYC , October 09, 2009

...for the "Running Away with the Country You Used to Know with 'Change'" event.
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Peace
written by Quickjustice , October 09, 2009

From Instapundit:

MORE STILL: Various reader comments:

“It’s a peace prize, not a peace peace prize.”

“How do you say ‘jumped the shark’ in Norwegian?”

“Today the Nobel Committee announced a posthumous Peace Prize for Neville Chamberlain.”

“Why not the Cy Young Award, too?”

“Let’s be fair . . . he did pull off the Beer Summit.”

Plus, Jacob T. Levy on Facebook: “The US border agent in Toronto– the armed representative of the state who was holding my passport– asked me what I thought of the Nobel, got angry when I was anything less than celebratory, and didn’t want to give my passport back– wanted to keep arguing.”

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Empty Symbols
written by Quickjustice , October 09, 2009

My personal reaction:

This is a payoff to silence the White House for the humiliation inflicted on the President and his wife for their failure to obtain the Olympic Games. The treacherous Europeans told them that their mere presences would ensure award of the Olympics to Chicago. The Europeans lied, and the Obamas were blindsided.

The Olympics would have been a substantive boost to Chicago and its political class, with new construction of Olympic facilities, and graft galore. Chicago walked away empty-handed.

The Europeans, realizing the rage this public humiliation likely has provoked in the Obamas, have compensated with the Nobel Peace Prize, which carries a $1 million cash prize. The empty symbolism of the Nobel Peace Prize, coupled with the large cash award, should suffice to avert White House wrath against Europe by buying off the President. After all, empty symbols are what Obama trades in.

A millions bucks should do it. President Obama is cheaper than the Clintons.

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A Paradox
written by Quickjustice , October 09, 2009

And remember: Alfred Nobel made his fortune by inventing TNT, and selling it in very large quantities to the military. "Nobel Peace Prize" is fundamentally a paradox.
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written by Behold a Pale Horse , October 09, 2009

This is a joke. Whatever value the Peace Prize had has been dimished.

What war has he stopped? None.

I remember reading that the Nobel people wouldn't give the prize to Pope John Paul II because of his objections to contraception.

So it's all about politics.

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Gates-Crowley summit
written by Behold a Pale Horse , October 09, 2009

At First Things, Joe Carter jokes that Obama received the prize for bringing Sgt. Crowley and Prof. Gates together. See http://www.firstthings.com/blo...-of-peace/
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written by Jay Golub , October 09, 2009

the best line from that piece, BAPH, is...

"The reaction to the announcement—from both the left and right— has been generally negative. But the comittee was only following the lead of the American people. They may have given him the Nobel Prize despite doing nothing to deserve it—but we gave him the Presidency based on even fewer accomplishments."

...which sums up the political world today.

Accomplishments? not important.

A resume? irrelevant.

Oprah's endorsement? Priceless...

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ANOTHER Obama Award???
written by GOPNYC , October 10, 2009

I understand Major League Baseball is going to suspect post-season play, award Obama BOTH the American AND the National League Penants to Obama, and declare Obama the World's Champion baseball team.....
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NOW he's locked up the Heisman!
written by GOPNYC , October 10, 2009

The sports writers just named Obaman an All-American AND awarded him the Heisman Trophy....

...then Roger Staubach gave his back.

O.J. Simpson offered to sell his to the president as sports memoribilia, but the Secret Service intervened for fear of Simpson's past history in that business....

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written by Daniel Peterson , October 10, 2009

The NY Post got it right this morning with their front page.

The real NEWS yesterday was...

A-Rod, Teixeira power Bombers past Minny in 11

TWIN KILLERS!!!!

Oh, and some other stuff happened, like the Nobel Prize and sh*t...

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